Things People aren´t allowed to do on the ship (joke)

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Bess

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1: Resh is not allowed to feed anything to the CG Dogs yes resh this included peanut butter

2: Telling new clones to go press the hyperspace button is straight out don´t piss off naval

3: Under no conditions are the clones allowed to challenge the jedi to duels unless your clone assassins seriously you wont win

4: Amatex is not to be taunted

5: giving death sticks to anyone no matter who they are is right out

6: Neptune is no longer allowed to replace the fuel on the ship with the following items water,milk,sexual lubricant, or tea

7: While it is true the no one suspect the bln Jedi inquisition that´s because their is not an Jedi inquisitions

8: The cafeteria is to be used to make or prepare food ONLY! not torture prisoners for information by almost cooking them alive

9: Tragic is no longer allowed to broadcast the fresh prince of bell air on the comms

10: Naval are no longer allowed to jump to Kuat for repairs because well someone destroyed a civilian ship and killed some civilians so yeah

11: no one is allowed to make Caesar dance for the reason ¨Im bored and i want the monkey to dance¨

12: CG are no longer allowed to respond to the following calls for arrests ¨He stole my hot pocket, they killed the fish, someone stole Chesś´s tea.¨

13: No girls allowed for their safety

14: No clone is allowed to edit or ignore this document (look at you tragic) unless it is of actual importance

15: No one is allowed to kill naval saying their fighting the 2nd american revolutionary war because they naval act British sometimes really just don´t

16: Even if something that goes against rules or laws is not on the his list does not mean you can do it (looking at you broken)

17: as of 03/20/2019 no clones are allowed to contact the republic media and make ¨Prank Calls¨ the last one was so bad that the reporter filed a law suit

18: Vitas is no longer allowed to randomly jump to hyperspace while drunk. serious dude the last time that happened we nearly crashed

19: any body of a clone,jedi or naval are not to have the following to them: shooting them out the ship,cooking them in stew or putting them on a cross and claiming their ¨Jesus¨ their to be brought to the medics for autopsy and then burial.

20:the following items are now here by banned from the ship:atomic bombs,cake bombs,any picture of SCP-096, any organs of a bantha,water balloons and expired bacta

21: currently due to a small issue with the CT´s throwing raw sewage into the engine room no one is allowed into that room until the mess is cleaned up

22: 501st are no longer allowed to have c̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶w̶a̶r̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶o̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶a̶t̶t̶a̶l̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ any wars at all

23: No one is allowed to try to bring back the dead. seriously don´t the 501st tried it with accapella when they though he was dead and it did not go good at all if your wondering go look at the video tapes

24: not allowed to shoot the laat lasers at anyone

25: clone troopers are no longer allowed in bars or strip clubs unless they are on vacation

26: there is no planet called exegol it does not appear on the galatic maps. i dont care how many times the jedi say its ture

27: as of 12/24/2019 no one is allowed to dress up a Santa Claus and walk around the ship and give people gifts. the last time this happened lets just say the clones have mixtures of whiskey and eggnog is not a good idea

28: there is no pornographic video or pictures allowed on any of the ships computers. the last time we had this issue it nearly cause a data crash in the consoles and I quote naval has said ¨this is gonna take us 2 months to clean out¨. how exactly you were able to get it past the firewall on the consoles im not sure

29: under no circumstances are anyone allowed to fly without a pilot license. if your wondering why take a look at the video logs of the MHB where someone allmost killed everyone by trying to fly out in a arc-170

30: just because its on this list doesn´t mean were trying to brainwash you Y̶e̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶. no its not and hector is no longer allowed to edit this document

31: no one is no longer allowed to panic the naval in jumping into hyperspace before warming the hyperdrive. seriously dont chess did it my mistake once and we landed in a asteroid field.

32:after the events of 01/02/2020 no clone is longer allowed to try to kill once thought to be extinct species

33: no one is allowed to bring a crow onboard and shout CROW HAS RETURNED on the comms. seriously dont

34: Brutus is no longer allowed to call his battalion the grape battalion or the galactic jockrines. also amatex is no longer allowed to call his battalion the salad group

35: there is no more cults allowed on the ship the last time this happened the entire ship was nearly destroyed

 
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Scrubbubbles

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13. No girls allowed

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Tragic

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Tragic is no longer allowed to broadcast the fresh prince of bell air on the comms
This rule is to be not followed

3: Under no conditions are the clones allowed to challenge the jedi to duels unless your clone assassins seriously you wont win
Bet

 
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Qing

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6: Neptune is no longer allowed to replace the fuel on the ship with the following items water,milk,sexual lubricant, or tea
Where did this come from?

 
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Squeaky

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God, we need a naval CO to sort ya out, I will bring back anyone I want, you cannot stop me.