1: Resh is not allowed to feed anything to the CG Dogs yes resh this included peanut butter
2: Telling new clones to go press the hyperspace button is straight out don´t piss off naval
3: Under no conditions are the clones allowed to challenge the jedi to duels unless your clone assassins seriously you wont win
4: Amatex is not to be taunted
5: giving death sticks to anyone no matter who they are is right out
6: Neptune is no longer allowed to replace the fuel on the ship with the following items water,milk,sexual lubricant, or tea
7: While it is true the no one suspect the bln Jedi inquisition that´s because their is not an Jedi inquisitions
8: The cafeteria is to be used to make or prepare food ONLY! not torture prisoners for information by almost cooking them alive
9: Tragic is no longer allowed to broadcast the fresh prince of bell air on the comms
10: Naval are no longer allowed to jump to Kuat for repairs because well someone destroyed a civilian ship and killed some civilians so yeah
11: no one is allowed to make Caesar dance for the reason ¨Im bored and i want the monkey to dance¨
12: CG are no longer allowed to respond to the following calls for arrests ¨He stole my hot pocket, they killed the fish, someone stole Chesś´s tea.¨
13: No girls allowed for their safety
14: No clone is allowed to edit or ignore this document (look at you tragic) unless it is of actual importance
15: No one is allowed to kill naval saying their fighting the 2nd american revolutionary war because they naval act British sometimes really just don´t
16: Even if something that goes against rules or laws is not on the his list does not mean you can do it (looking at you broken)
17: as of 03/20/2019 no clones are allowed to contact the republic media and make ¨Prank Calls¨ the last one was so bad that the reporter filed a law suit
18: Vitas is no longer allowed to randomly jump to hyperspace while drunk. serious dude the last time that happened we nearly crashed
19: any body of a clone,jedi or naval are not to have the following to them: shooting them out the ship,cooking them in stew or putting them on a cross and claiming their ¨Jesus¨ their to be brought to the medics for autopsy and then burial.
20:the following items are now here by banned from the ship:atomic bombs,cake bombs,any picture of SCP-096, any organs of a bantha,water balloons and expired bacta
21: currently due to a small issue with the CT´s throwing raw sewage into the engine room no one is allowed into that room until the mess is cleaned up
22: 501st are no longer allowed to have c̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶w̶a̶r̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶o̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶a̶t̶t̶a̶l̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ any wars at all
23: No one is allowed to try to bring back the dead. seriously don´t the 501st tried it with accapella when they though he was dead and it did not go good at all if your wondering go look at the video tapes
24: not allowed to shoot the laat lasers at anyone
25: clone troopers are no longer allowed in bars or strip clubs unless they are on vacation
26: there is no planet called exegol it does not appear on the galatic maps. i dont care how many times the jedi say its ture
27: as of 12/24/2019 no one is allowed to dress up a Santa Claus and walk around the ship and give people gifts. the last time this happened lets just say the clones have mixtures of whiskey and eggnog is not a good idea
28: there is no pornographic video or pictures allowed on any of the ships computers. the last time we had this issue it nearly cause a data crash in the consoles and I quote naval has said ¨this is gonna take us 2 months to clean out¨. how exactly you were able to get it past the firewall on the consoles im not sure
29: under no circumstances are anyone allowed to fly without a pilot license. if your wondering why take a look at the video logs of the MHB where someone allmost killed everyone by trying to fly out in a arc-170
30: just because its on this list doesn´t mean were trying to brainwash you Y̶e̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶. no its not and hector is no longer allowed to edit this document
31: no one is no longer allowed to panic the naval in jumping into hyperspace before warming the hyperdrive. seriously dont chess did it my mistake once and we landed in a asteroid field.
32:after the events of 01/02/2020 no clone is longer allowed to try to kill once thought to be extinct species
33: no one is allowed to bring a crow onboard and shout CROW HAS RETURNED on the comms. seriously dont
34: Brutus is no longer allowed to call his battalion the grape battalion or the galactic jockrines. also amatex is no longer allowed to call his battalion the salad group
35: there is no more cults allowed on the ship the last time this happened the entire ship was nearly destroyed
36:Chess is no longer allowed to have a lightsaber or be given a lightsaber actually scratch the last 2 hes not allowed to have a lightsaber period. If chess is ever found with one he is to be arrested and put into a cell to think about what hes done.]
37:CT's are no longer allowed into the bridge if your wondering why please look at the right bridge video tapes because when they did it they allmost jumped us into the maw
38:Brutus is no longer allowed to replace the ammo in the turbolasers with anything but the right ammo. Really the last time you had put in melted diamond and it destroyed the turbolaser guns. how you got melted diamond i have no clue
39:Chess is no longer allowed to have pet snakes in the bridge dude no I get it but we dont want to give people heart attacks
40: as of 03/23/2020 the cg pups are no longer allowed to be housed in the bridge unless they have been potty trained
41: acapella is no longer allowed to used any of the following to get answers out of war prisioners Drugs,Lighting, bodily mutaliation or anything that is called a longer and boring story
42:currently no more animals are to be allowed on the ship until further notice. seriously who ever brought the rancor on and ruined the mhb it cost us nearly 6000 credits to repair it.
43:no longer allowed to request shipments of anything involving illegial drugs or what was described in the shipment description "a box full of women" you are still allowed to order beenie babies however there is a limit to 3 now because we allmost ran out of space in the cargo holds
44:Cheese is the only one allowed to make cheese puns.
45:Anything that is classified is to stay classified no matter how much lower ranks ask
46:Battlepills are to be used by CI ONLY. last time someone stole we nearly blew the engines up
47:If it involves humanartian missions don't call the burst link
48: If it involves killing civilians do call the burst link
49:Just because rogue has a drug ring that doesn't mean everyone can have a drug ring. Rogue gets to keep his cause we got no clue where it is.
50: While writing reports on incidents details are needed. Simply saying Date: Redacted Description: We kill things results: Redacted is not good
51: Clones are no longer allowed to protest the use of droids (looking at you gotenks). Yall were lucky shock wasnt on ship
52: Jedi are allowed to use sith or jedi artifacts on ship ONLY if its a matter of jedi importance. Stop bringing sith spirits on the ship is damm annoying
53: Any proposal by naval to defeating a fleet with the words "a fuck ton of explosives" is to be denied
54:Yes we are called the hells venator, no that does not mean you may do war crimes
55: if Val tells you to leave the medbay do it before he sets his gun to stun. remember when Val sets to stun you better run
56:When a item discovered which can change fates it is not, to be taken a casino in the wheel or be used to rig chess games in the cafeteria
57:There is no security codes for
1: Conga line
2: Someone broke the Cheese
3:501st family reunion (leave a bottle of wine outside your bunks and have naval shut down the ship)
58: Yes Chess is a member of his home worlds parliament No that does not mean he can get the following: a seat in parliament, a million credits, the govern of entralla and many more. Chess is however allowed to give us a base on his world
59: Droids brought onboard are to be hidden from the view of any clones following multiple attempts to storm the bridges while a hk droid was in there
60:There is currently no plans to shut the venator down due to any blood rot infection. However if yall dont start washing your damm hands i will get the beating stick.
61: No one is allowed pets anymore on ship. Yes naval is allowed their snake as its useful for getting rid of rats. besides noodle is cute
62: Servoch is no longer allowed to bring rats onboard the ship. if it is discovered he has medics are to throw him into the quarantine cells and hose him with water.
63: Resh is no longer to and i quote "eat mike tysons ass" mr,tyson has written quite the angry letter
64: just because this document is about things we're not to do on the ship does not mean your allowed to them off ship
65: arm puns are banned if your wondering say an arm pun and pray cheese doesn't rip you to shreds when we take him up
66: clones may not execute jedi unless ordered
67: yes his name is venom no he can not spit venom
68: shock can no longer stun bread to make toast just doesn't cook it right
69: under no circumstances is erp allowed
70:Swearing is hearby banned from the following areas none cause its dumb to
71: Under No circumstances is any trooper ever allowed to play the wedding march during high ranking personnel walking side by side.
72:Fan fiction of these events or anything else is right on out of here
73: The Burst Link is allowed 6 vacation days per year However these will be granted based on behavior. Which knowing yall good luck
74: Yes the galaxy is large no ths does not mean you can create your own empire and try to take it over
75: There will be no scramble for venator to divide the ship between battalions that will lead to a civil war.
76:Bubbs is no longer to make what he calls "Bubb Bubbles". Dont its just gross and a mess when they explode
77:Yes Rule 34 is a thing no this does not mean your allowed to bring it onboard
78: Clones are no longer allowed to wed any human or other species to use it as a quick money grab
79: while yes some of the non clones are politicians or know laws this does not mean you can just sue anyone and if they asked about this point to them
80:No longer allowed to make nations from settling in bases
81: hector and valerian the lovers of Lance can't murder him if they do their cleaning it up
82:these rules still apply even if you don't get caught
83:Civilians are not accept casualties
84: Yes the republic uses rovers to explore barren planets this does not mean when we use on its the killer ones
85: Following the Incident in the anaxes base's debriefing room all Adam Sandler movies are banned (except for grown ups that's fine)
86: Their is no stones that give people magic powers. Their is no such things as "infinity stones"
87: While it is true the ship is in a financial political and reputation downspire we are not doing reality tv were not going that low
88: Disease is possible in any area so for the love of god see a doctor so we don't get a pandemic on the ship.
89: Any species of animal should be turned over to chess for study and PROPER DISPOSAL
90: proper disposal does not include: Execution cooking throwing it over a wall and using it as test subjects for medical treatments
91: Jedi are not to be used for the gain of clones in non-combat scenarios. This includes taking the jedi to the wheel for gambling
92: Bunk inspections are important and can show a battalions professionalism, this does not mean one battalion can trash and or destroy another battalions bunks to get a better grade
93. Achilles is no longer allowed inside medbay unless strictly necessary due to his ability to summon Dark Soul(all rights reserved) demons and alike with random frequency.
94. Medics are no longer to trade bodies for drugs, only cash
95: See RC discord for a further list of rules.
96:Rule 95 is hereby removed
97:Any rules posted after this rule are hereby invalid and nothing can change this.
98:Belpy is no longer allowed to edit this document
99: belpy has ascended to god hood and nothing can get in his way. He is the protagonist. This is his own Highscool DxD moment.
100: Yes it is ture that the co/xo council
Elect the new co's. No this does not mean their the space version of the holy Roman empire. AND NO you can not have wars of successions to determine a new co
101: the utilization of medbay as a warzone is a misdeed punishable by a firing squad high on drugs, if they miss, you're free to go
102:no one but the original author may add rules troops are free to suggest things (dm me in discord)
103. Due to popular condense and the meeting of the 12 warlords we have decided that chess has to much power when being the only person to make these rules so rule 102 has been amended out of the rules and been replaced with rule 103.
104: No longer allowed to say “We are Venom” when Venom is nearby
105: Venom isn't real, neither is there a battalion under the label of "212th Attack Battalion", nor are there any troops falling under said battalion or the leadership of said individual.
106: rule 105 is stricken from the record so has rule 103 my forum post my rules bitch
107: yes we have killed sith no we will not refer to them as he who shall not be named we don't got the copyright to Harry potter
108: As of this rule, any and all Naval personnel are denied access to the rules document, and Servoch is really really cool.
109:I hate absolutely all of you
110: Only Jedi are permitted to be as specist as they want, especially Ogara and the younglings, as they are short, so it's okay to pity them in such a way.
111:kong is not allowed to frick anyone up unless their the enemy YOU HAPPY NOW AUGUR
112: The Following Species have been fully banned from the ship: Rancors Dewbacks Jawas and Rats.
113: While yes it is ture that the burst link has battled god like beings and ancient sith this does not mean were invincible. Look at the report for the 2nd sector king if you believe otherwise.
114: The Cafeteria is to be used to make FOOD ONLY. anything else cooked in their will result in being thrown into the brig.
115: Resh is 100% allowed to blow up the meeting room in the bridge after meetings
116. If Rains is dead, McNamarra is to take his place, once Rains is brought back to life or is cloned, McNamarra is to be shot on sight as he is cringe
119. medcorp reserves the right to shoot you and declare independence whenever they go through ketamine withdrawl (valerian is immune from ketamine, in which case he shall shoot anyone he likes)
119a. shooting back gives us casus belli to continue with our shenanigans
120. Dess is keeper of any animals brought on the ship no matter who much the clones say they now how to care for them
121: Clones are no longer allowed to bring back ANY animals from a battlefield no matter how peaceful they are.
122: While it is true that some jedi are not humans this does not mean we can eat them. especially the damn monkey
123: All children are banned
124: Rule 123 doesn't apply to General Resh's kid
125: All drugs are not to be used on the ship unless prescribed by medics except for Battle pills which may be used ONLY BY CI OR RI
126: Following recent events in medbay, no more than 2 people are allowed inside the waiting at all times, they must remove their helmet and show their clone or naval id before any treatment is authorized. Any loitering or failure to comply with this will have Shock called upon thee, however, if no shock are available the front desk medic will close medbay down until the numbers return to protocol standard and the person who fails to show identification complies or leaves, stuns ar
126.1: This is to be ignored in case of battle or medical emergency, although any action of encouragment of violence against medbay structure and personnel WILL BE HANDLED BY THE 349TH unless Shock troopers are available. A maximum of 3 warnings will be given where upon the 3rd warning will activate stun protocol and no further warnings will be given.
Shock will use their methods of engagement as long as minimal damage is caused.
126.2: Banned individuals will be given 1 warning to leave the medbay and 3 during a battle, but will be authorized to enter if given permission by a 349th CO,XO or NCO. If said banned individual requires medical attention, it will be given OUTSIDE of medbay, and not inside the facility or waiting area. no
127: Please do not touch, poke, or fondle Sendil's "head balls" without his permission.
128: The Juggernaut armor shall not be used as heavy target practice, no matter how good it is at the task. You guys don't even take off the cores, I don't know how you haven't blown a hole in the ship yet. If you ABSOLUTELY HAVE to use it, have someone inside of it, at least.
129: No slip 'n slides that take up main hallways. I get that they're fun, but if I didn't have a helmet on, I would be dead from the last time yall did this.
130: No more Space Mesothelioma ads on the TV. None of us are lawyers, and if people find out, we'll be sued so hard we'll lose another Venator.
131: Yes some naval are politicians no this does not mean they can get us out of laws
132: No clones are to ever be allowed to fire turbolasers unless they are trained we are not getting banned from kuat a 2nd time
133: Yes we have lost almost 50 venators now we are not going to destroy more space gieco is getting expensive
134: Yes were are insurred by space gieco no this does not mean any ships we buy are get your own insurrance
135: While it is ture the Dess has a degree in zoology thid does not mean he can make a zoo on the ship. Yes dess you can keep some animals (see rule 137).
136: Drasta is to remove that rancor monster from the ship at once no i dont care for it at all get it gone.
137: The following animals are allowed onboard Banthas, Goats, exotic birds, Dewbacks (Females Only) Tauntans, and infant purgil under the age of 2 however these may only be on during missions then it is required
138: Snakes are to be added to rule 137
139: The following animals are banned from the ship Rancors,Sarlaacs,Porgs,Rats and Acklays kyrat dragons are allowed if they are sedated the whole time
140: calling 5th boobies and pilers areBanned on any circumstances allowed
141: No longer allowed to date
142: Setting anything on fire is not allowed nor has it ever been allowed.
143:Squeaky your are not a god. I dont care if its the god of sunshines and lollipops stop acting like a nutcase.
144:While yes Tusken Raiders are violent and foreign to use we are not allowed to kill them for no reason that is genocide.
145: On that note Tusken Raiders are not allowed on the ship except for transportation of corpses.
146: We do not speak of the bar incident. especially near reporters or republic high command.
147: RI can not be bribed to kill anyone no matter how much they are given.
148: While yes 5th are designed to bring order and security to areas THEY ARE NOT TO BE USED to purge the ship *looking at you squeaky*
149: All alcoholic drinks are banned for all battalions except naval
150: Yes the naval get to drink they have to deal with all the shite the clones stir up for their images
151: Squeaky is not a translucent being he is a normal human
152: Naval is no longer allowed to give the title of God or any title above that of a God
153: Olaf is not allowed to sing that damm disney song over the comms
154: While yes it is right that we have the money for a deathlaser we are not getting a death laser
155: Rule 154 is to be ignored we no longer have the money
156: Under No cirumstances EVERY is a certain judicial allowed to have access to any buttons located on the bridge and or engine room
157: No taking droid parts from missions unless that is what the mission is for (thoose fingers hurt like hell when you step on them)
158: Pilots are no longer allowed to pull a "anakin skywalker" No i dont care if "Spinning is a good trick" you have crashed too many ships
159: No longer allowed to kidnap the space gieco lizard
160:Cheese
161: No gays ok some gays but only the really sterotype gays
2: Telling new clones to go press the hyperspace button is straight out don´t piss off naval
3: Under no conditions are the clones allowed to challenge the jedi to duels unless your clone assassins seriously you wont win
4: Amatex is not to be taunted
5: giving death sticks to anyone no matter who they are is right out
6: Neptune is no longer allowed to replace the fuel on the ship with the following items water,milk,sexual lubricant, or tea
7: While it is true the no one suspect the bln Jedi inquisition that´s because their is not an Jedi inquisitions
8: The cafeteria is to be used to make or prepare food ONLY! not torture prisoners for information by almost cooking them alive
9: Tragic is no longer allowed to broadcast the fresh prince of bell air on the comms
10: Naval are no longer allowed to jump to Kuat for repairs because well someone destroyed a civilian ship and killed some civilians so yeah
11: no one is allowed to make Caesar dance for the reason ¨Im bored and i want the monkey to dance¨
12: CG are no longer allowed to respond to the following calls for arrests ¨He stole my hot pocket, they killed the fish, someone stole Chesś´s tea.¨
13: No girls allowed for their safety
14: No clone is allowed to edit or ignore this document (look at you tragic) unless it is of actual importance
15: No one is allowed to kill naval saying their fighting the 2nd american revolutionary war because they naval act British sometimes really just don´t
16: Even if something that goes against rules or laws is not on the his list does not mean you can do it (looking at you broken)
17: as of 03/20/2019 no clones are allowed to contact the republic media and make ¨Prank Calls¨ the last one was so bad that the reporter filed a law suit
18: Vitas is no longer allowed to randomly jump to hyperspace while drunk. serious dude the last time that happened we nearly crashed
19: any body of a clone,jedi or naval are not to have the following to them: shooting them out the ship,cooking them in stew or putting them on a cross and claiming their ¨Jesus¨ their to be brought to the medics for autopsy and then burial.
20:the following items are now here by banned from the ship:atomic bombs,cake bombs,any picture of SCP-096, any organs of a bantha,water balloons and expired bacta
21: currently due to a small issue with the CT´s throwing raw sewage into the engine room no one is allowed into that room until the mess is cleaned up
22: 501st are no longer allowed to have c̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶w̶a̶r̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶o̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶a̶t̶t̶a̶l̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ any wars at all
23: No one is allowed to try to bring back the dead. seriously don´t the 501st tried it with accapella when they though he was dead and it did not go good at all if your wondering go look at the video tapes
24: not allowed to shoot the laat lasers at anyone
25: clone troopers are no longer allowed in bars or strip clubs unless they are on vacation
26: there is no planet called exegol it does not appear on the galatic maps. i dont care how many times the jedi say its ture
27: as of 12/24/2019 no one is allowed to dress up a Santa Claus and walk around the ship and give people gifts. the last time this happened lets just say the clones have mixtures of whiskey and eggnog is not a good idea
28: there is no pornographic video or pictures allowed on any of the ships computers. the last time we had this issue it nearly cause a data crash in the consoles and I quote naval has said ¨this is gonna take us 2 months to clean out¨. how exactly you were able to get it past the firewall on the consoles im not sure
29: under no circumstances are anyone allowed to fly without a pilot license. if your wondering why take a look at the video logs of the MHB where someone allmost killed everyone by trying to fly out in a arc-170
30: just because its on this list doesn´t mean were trying to brainwash you Y̶e̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶. no its not and hector is no longer allowed to edit this document
31: no one is no longer allowed to panic the naval in jumping into hyperspace before warming the hyperdrive. seriously dont chess did it my mistake once and we landed in a asteroid field.
32:after the events of 01/02/2020 no clone is longer allowed to try to kill once thought to be extinct species
33: no one is allowed to bring a crow onboard and shout CROW HAS RETURNED on the comms. seriously dont
34: Brutus is no longer allowed to call his battalion the grape battalion or the galactic jockrines. also amatex is no longer allowed to call his battalion the salad group
35: there is no more cults allowed on the ship the last time this happened the entire ship was nearly destroyed
36:Chess is no longer allowed to have a lightsaber or be given a lightsaber actually scratch the last 2 hes not allowed to have a lightsaber period. If chess is ever found with one he is to be arrested and put into a cell to think about what hes done.]
37:CT's are no longer allowed into the bridge if your wondering why please look at the right bridge video tapes because when they did it they allmost jumped us into the maw
38:Brutus is no longer allowed to replace the ammo in the turbolasers with anything but the right ammo. Really the last time you had put in melted diamond and it destroyed the turbolaser guns. how you got melted diamond i have no clue
39:Chess is no longer allowed to have pet snakes in the bridge dude no I get it but we dont want to give people heart attacks
40: as of 03/23/2020 the cg pups are no longer allowed to be housed in the bridge unless they have been potty trained
41: acapella is no longer allowed to used any of the following to get answers out of war prisioners Drugs,Lighting, bodily mutaliation or anything that is called a longer and boring story
42:currently no more animals are to be allowed on the ship until further notice. seriously who ever brought the rancor on and ruined the mhb it cost us nearly 6000 credits to repair it.
43:no longer allowed to request shipments of anything involving illegial drugs or what was described in the shipment description "a box full of women" you are still allowed to order beenie babies however there is a limit to 3 now because we allmost ran out of space in the cargo holds
44:Cheese is the only one allowed to make cheese puns.
45:Anything that is classified is to stay classified no matter how much lower ranks ask
46:Battlepills are to be used by CI ONLY. last time someone stole we nearly blew the engines up
47:If it involves humanartian missions don't call the burst link
48: If it involves killing civilians do call the burst link
49:Just because rogue has a drug ring that doesn't mean everyone can have a drug ring. Rogue gets to keep his cause we got no clue where it is.
50: While writing reports on incidents details are needed. Simply saying Date: Redacted Description: We kill things results: Redacted is not good
51: Clones are no longer allowed to protest the use of droids (looking at you gotenks). Yall were lucky shock wasnt on ship
52: Jedi are allowed to use sith or jedi artifacts on ship ONLY if its a matter of jedi importance. Stop bringing sith spirits on the ship is damm annoying
53: Any proposal by naval to defeating a fleet with the words "a fuck ton of explosives" is to be denied
54:Yes we are called the hells venator, no that does not mean you may do war crimes
55: if Val tells you to leave the medbay do it before he sets his gun to stun. remember when Val sets to stun you better run
56:When a item discovered which can change fates it is not, to be taken a casino in the wheel or be used to rig chess games in the cafeteria
57:There is no security codes for
1: Conga line
2: Someone broke the Cheese
3:501st family reunion (leave a bottle of wine outside your bunks and have naval shut down the ship)
58: Yes Chess is a member of his home worlds parliament No that does not mean he can get the following: a seat in parliament, a million credits, the govern of entralla and many more. Chess is however allowed to give us a base on his world
59: Droids brought onboard are to be hidden from the view of any clones following multiple attempts to storm the bridges while a hk droid was in there
60:There is currently no plans to shut the venator down due to any blood rot infection. However if yall dont start washing your damm hands i will get the beating stick.
61: No one is allowed pets anymore on ship. Yes naval is allowed their snake as its useful for getting rid of rats. besides noodle is cute
62: Servoch is no longer allowed to bring rats onboard the ship. if it is discovered he has medics are to throw him into the quarantine cells and hose him with water.
63: Resh is no longer to and i quote "eat mike tysons ass" mr,tyson has written quite the angry letter
64: just because this document is about things we're not to do on the ship does not mean your allowed to them off ship
65: arm puns are banned if your wondering say an arm pun and pray cheese doesn't rip you to shreds when we take him up
66: clones may not execute jedi unless ordered
67: yes his name is venom no he can not spit venom
68: shock can no longer stun bread to make toast just doesn't cook it right
69: under no circumstances is erp allowed
70:Swearing is hearby banned from the following areas none cause its dumb to
71: Under No circumstances is any trooper ever allowed to play the wedding march during high ranking personnel walking side by side.
72:Fan fiction of these events or anything else is right on out of here
73: The Burst Link is allowed 6 vacation days per year However these will be granted based on behavior. Which knowing yall good luck
74: Yes the galaxy is large no ths does not mean you can create your own empire and try to take it over
75: There will be no scramble for venator to divide the ship between battalions that will lead to a civil war.
76:Bubbs is no longer to make what he calls "Bubb Bubbles". Dont its just gross and a mess when they explode
77:Yes Rule 34 is a thing no this does not mean your allowed to bring it onboard
78: Clones are no longer allowed to wed any human or other species to use it as a quick money grab
79: while yes some of the non clones are politicians or know laws this does not mean you can just sue anyone and if they asked about this point to them
80:No longer allowed to make nations from settling in bases
81: hector and valerian the lovers of Lance can't murder him if they do their cleaning it up
82:these rules still apply even if you don't get caught
83:Civilians are not accept casualties
84: Yes the republic uses rovers to explore barren planets this does not mean when we use on its the killer ones
85: Following the Incident in the anaxes base's debriefing room all Adam Sandler movies are banned (except for grown ups that's fine)
86: Their is no stones that give people magic powers. Their is no such things as "infinity stones"
87: While it is true the ship is in a financial political and reputation downspire we are not doing reality tv were not going that low
88: Disease is possible in any area so for the love of god see a doctor so we don't get a pandemic on the ship.
89: Any species of animal should be turned over to chess for study and PROPER DISPOSAL
90: proper disposal does not include: Execution cooking throwing it over a wall and using it as test subjects for medical treatments
91: Jedi are not to be used for the gain of clones in non-combat scenarios. This includes taking the jedi to the wheel for gambling
92: Bunk inspections are important and can show a battalions professionalism, this does not mean one battalion can trash and or destroy another battalions bunks to get a better grade
93. Achilles is no longer allowed inside medbay unless strictly necessary due to his ability to summon Dark Soul(all rights reserved) demons and alike with random frequency.
94. Medics are no longer to trade bodies for drugs, only cash
95: See RC discord for a further list of rules.
96:Rule 95 is hereby removed
97:Any rules posted after this rule are hereby invalid and nothing can change this.
98:Belpy is no longer allowed to edit this document
99: belpy has ascended to god hood and nothing can get in his way. He is the protagonist. This is his own Highscool DxD moment.
100: Yes it is ture that the co/xo council
Elect the new co's. No this does not mean their the space version of the holy Roman empire. AND NO you can not have wars of successions to determine a new co
101: the utilization of medbay as a warzone is a misdeed punishable by a firing squad high on drugs, if they miss, you're free to go
102:no one but the original author may add rules troops are free to suggest things (dm me in discord)
103. Due to popular condense and the meeting of the 12 warlords we have decided that chess has to much power when being the only person to make these rules so rule 102 has been amended out of the rules and been replaced with rule 103.
104: No longer allowed to say “We are Venom” when Venom is nearby
105: Venom isn't real, neither is there a battalion under the label of "212th Attack Battalion", nor are there any troops falling under said battalion or the leadership of said individual.
106: rule 105 is stricken from the record so has rule 103 my forum post my rules bitch
107: yes we have killed sith no we will not refer to them as he who shall not be named we don't got the copyright to Harry potter
108: As of this rule, any and all Naval personnel are denied access to the rules document, and Servoch is really really cool.
109:I hate absolutely all of you
110: Only Jedi are permitted to be as specist as they want, especially Ogara and the younglings, as they are short, so it's okay to pity them in such a way.
111:kong is not allowed to frick anyone up unless their the enemy YOU HAPPY NOW AUGUR
112: The Following Species have been fully banned from the ship: Rancors Dewbacks Jawas and Rats.
113: While yes it is ture that the burst link has battled god like beings and ancient sith this does not mean were invincible. Look at the report for the 2nd sector king if you believe otherwise.
114: The Cafeteria is to be used to make FOOD ONLY. anything else cooked in their will result in being thrown into the brig.
115: Resh is 100% allowed to blow up the meeting room in the bridge after meetings
116. If Rains is dead, McNamarra is to take his place, once Rains is brought back to life or is cloned, McNamarra is to be shot on sight as he is cringe
119. medcorp reserves the right to shoot you and declare independence whenever they go through ketamine withdrawl (valerian is immune from ketamine, in which case he shall shoot anyone he likes)
119a. shooting back gives us casus belli to continue with our shenanigans
120. Dess is keeper of any animals brought on the ship no matter who much the clones say they now how to care for them
121: Clones are no longer allowed to bring back ANY animals from a battlefield no matter how peaceful they are.
122: While it is true that some jedi are not humans this does not mean we can eat them. especially the damn monkey
123: All children are banned
124: Rule 123 doesn't apply to General Resh's kid
125: All drugs are not to be used on the ship unless prescribed by medics except for Battle pills which may be used ONLY BY CI OR RI
126: Following recent events in medbay, no more than 2 people are allowed inside the waiting at all times, they must remove their helmet and show their clone or naval id before any treatment is authorized. Any loitering or failure to comply with this will have Shock called upon thee, however, if no shock are available the front desk medic will close medbay down until the numbers return to protocol standard and the person who fails to show identification complies or leaves, stuns ar
126.1: This is to be ignored in case of battle or medical emergency, although any action of encouragment of violence against medbay structure and personnel WILL BE HANDLED BY THE 349TH unless Shock troopers are available. A maximum of 3 warnings will be given where upon the 3rd warning will activate stun protocol and no further warnings will be given.
Shock will use their methods of engagement as long as minimal damage is caused.
127: Please do not touch, poke, or fondle Sendil's "head balls" without his permission.
128: The Juggernaut armor shall not be used as heavy target practice, no matter how good it is at the task. You guys don't even take off the cores, I don't know how you haven't blown a hole in the ship yet. If you ABSOLUTELY HAVE to use it, have someone inside of it, at least.
129: No slip 'n slides that take up main hallways. I get that they're fun, but if I didn't have a helmet on, I would be dead from the last time yall did this.
130: No more Space Mesothelioma ads on the TV. None of us are lawyers, and if people find out, we'll be sued so hard we'll lose another Venator.
131: Yes some naval are politicians no this does not mean they can get us out of laws
132: No clones are to ever be allowed to fire turbolasers unless they are trained we are not getting banned from kuat a 2nd time
133: Yes we have lost almost 50 venators now we are not going to destroy more space gieco is getting expensive
134: Yes were are insurred by space gieco no this does not mean any ships we buy are get your own insurrance
135: While it is ture the Dess has a degree in zoology thid does not mean he can make a zoo on the ship. Yes dess you can keep some animals (see rule 137).
136: Drasta is to remove that rancor monster from the ship at once no i dont care for it at all get it gone.
137: The following animals are allowed onboard Banthas, Goats, exotic birds, Dewbacks (Females Only) Tauntans, and infant purgil under the age of 2 however these may only be on during missions then it is required
138: Snakes are to be added to rule 137
139: The following animals are banned from the ship Rancors,Sarlaacs,Porgs,Rats and Acklays kyrat dragons are allowed if they are sedated the whole time
140: calling 5th boobies and pilers are
141: No longer allowed to date
142: Setting anything on fire is not allowed nor has it ever been allowed.
143:Squeaky your are not a god. I dont care if its the god of sunshines and lollipops stop acting like a nutcase.
144:While yes Tusken Raiders are violent and foreign to use we are not allowed to kill them for no reason that is genocide.
145: On that note Tusken Raiders are not allowed on the ship except for transportation of corpses.
146: We do not speak of the bar incident. especially near reporters or republic high command.
147: RI can not be bribed to kill anyone no matter how much they are given.
148: While yes 5th are designed to bring order and security to areas THEY ARE NOT TO BE USED to purge the ship *looking at you squeaky*
149: All alcoholic drinks are banned for all battalions except naval
150: Yes the naval get to drink they have to deal with all the shite the clones stir up for their images
151: Squeaky is not a translucent being he is a normal human
152: Naval is no longer allowed to give the title of God or any title above that of a God
153: Olaf is not allowed to sing that damm disney song over the comms
154: While yes it is right that we have the money for a deathlaser we are not getting a death laser
155: Rule 154 is to be ignored we no longer have the money
156: Under No cirumstances EVERY is a certain judicial allowed to have access to any buttons located on the bridge and or engine room
157: No taking droid parts from missions unless that is what the mission is for (thoose fingers hurt like hell when you step on them)
158: Pilots are no longer allowed to pull a "anakin skywalker" No i dont care if "Spinning is a good trick" you have crashed too many ships
159: No longer allowed to kidnap the space gieco lizard
160:Cheese
161: No gays ok some gays but only the really sterotype gays
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